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May 13, 2008

Speedboat starts in Loch Lomond, ends up in greenside bunker

Posted by Steve Beslow | Categories: Golf in the News

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What do you get when you combine the boat chase in “From Russia With Love” with the golf scene in “Goldfinger”? A very dangerous situation. That was the sight yesterday at the exclusive Loch Lomond Golf Club in Dunbartonshire, Scotland, when a speedboat came flying over the bonny banks and into a bunker over 30 yards away. Apparently the motorboat hit a "double wave" at fast speed, causing it to hurtle out of control towards the shore. Fortunately, the boat’s skipper bailed out safely and no one on the course was injured. Read the entire story on dailymail.co.uk.

(Photo from dailymail.co.uk)

May 08, 2008

Car thief turns cart thief in bumbling escape

Posted by Steve Beslow | Categories: Golf in the News , YouTube

A golf course can be the perfect place to go when you need to just get away... even when you’re trying to get away from the law. After supposedly trying to steal a police “bait car,” this Las Vegas resident committed grand theft golf cart before eventually jumping a fence and being captured.

May 01, 2008

Okay, it's a little old, but ...

Posted by Anne Szeker | Categories: Natalie Gulbis

Are you ever going to get tired of watching Natalie Gulbis hit a guy in the stands with a golf ball?

Good. We aren't, either.

April 30, 2008

The Onion spots Tiger’s next endorsement deal

Posted by Steve Beslow | Categories: Tiger Woods

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These days you can find Tiger’s name and smiling face on everything from Buick ads to Gatorade bottles. You might think these companies come to Tiger, pitch him an idea, write him a check and pray he’ll sign on. It turns out that the PGA Tour’s No. 1 is a little more proactive than that. The Onion got its hands on El Tigre making a pitch of his own. Read the story here.

(Photo: Robert Beck/SI)

April 29, 2008

John Daly: No shirt, no shoes, no Tour card

Posted by Ryan Reiterman | Categories: John Daly , Video

John Daly is without a Tour card, and as you can tell from this video, he's apparently missing his shirt and shoes too. Classy! Ozarksfirst.com caught up with Daly at Muder Rock, his new course in Branson, Mo. Big news came out of this interview. After surgery to repair a stomach muscle, Daly revealed that he once again "can see the club out of my left eye on my backswing." Watch out, Tiger! Now, enjoy some images from the interview, which can be seen here.

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April 21, 2008

How can you not love Boo?

Posted by Anne Szeker | Categories: Boo Weekley

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Boo Weekley has become a media star for his colorful post-tournament press conferences. Here are some quotes from his recent win at Harbour Town.

Q. Had you rehearsed something [for when the final putt went in]?
BOO WEEKLEY: No. I wanted to do the moonwalk, the belly-roll.

This golf is a crazy game. That's why I only want to do it for so long and get out of it (laughter).

Q. What is it you'd like to do when you get done with this?
BOO WEEKLEY: Where you been? (Laughter). Where have you been? I don't want to do nothing but hunt and fish.
Q. I thought you might have to have another profession in mind.
BOO WEEKLEY: That's it, hunting and fishing. That's a profession.

Q. Did you play the entire round chewing tobacco? How often do you do that and what does if do for you in a round of golf?
BOO WEEKLEY: I don't think chewing tobacco is the whole key, I just like to spit a lot, you know (laughter). Kind of have to have something in my mouth, I reckon, like a Jolly Rancher or something.
I didn't have it in there the whole round. I put it in a couple of holes and throw it out a couple of holes. It's just back and forth. Whenever I think I feel like I need one or get tired of spitting white stuff.

Q. I guess we see golfers all the time that just really focused and into it, they don't look either way in the gallery, they don't interact with anybody in the gallery. That's not you. You seem to enjoy that kind of stuff even when you're leading the tournament?
BOO WEEKLEY: These people paid their money to come out and watch us play, why not talk to them a little bit? The way I feel about it, they're paying my bills. They're helping out anyway. So why not talk to them? That's all they want. They want you to acknowledge them.

Read the rest of Weekley's press conference on asapsports.com

What's your favorite Boo quote?

(Photo: Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)

What's your handicap?

Posted by Anne Szeker | Categories: Video

Check out this clip from Family Guy - remind you at all of your foursome?

(Warning: While the swearing is bleeped, there's quite a bit of bleeping)

Are you going to charge me a caddie fee?

Posted by Anne Szeker | Categories: Video

The clever boys from MTV's show Jackass attempted to play a round of real golf at a miniature golf course. Watch the video below as a worker does his best to remove Johnny Knoxville from the facility.

Four new ads featuring Phil

Posted by Charlie Hanger | Categories: A Meeting With Phil , David Feherty , Phil Mickelson , Video

Crowne Plaza has filtered the submissions for its "A Meeting With Phil" campaign. The result is four new TV commercials featuring Phil lookalikes, fans, people who have been hit by a shot from Phil (this one includes Feherty!), and people with advice for Phil. Watch them all in player below, or see them at ameetingwithphil.com.

April 15, 2008

Immelman on Letterman

Posted by Charlie Hanger | Categories: Golf in the News , Jokes , PGA Tour , Sports , Television , The Masters , Video

Masters champ Trevor Immelman stopped by the "Late Show with David Letterman" to deliver Monday's Top 10 List. You can watch the video here.

Top Ten Ways Trevor Immelman's Life Has Changed Since Winning The Masters

10. I've been elevated from 'Unknown' to 'Obscure'    
9. Thanks to the prize money, I no longer have to buy generic root beer    
8. Suddenly I don't look so foolish for trademarking 'Immelmania'
7. I'm BFF's with Lauren and Heidi from 'The Hills'    
6. President Bush called to congratulate me on winning Wimbledon    
5. When my caddy recommends a club I can say, 'Excuse me, how many Masters have you won?'    
4. Invited to Masters Winners Week on 'Jeopardy'    
3. I get a lifetime supply of them little pencils    
2. Guess who's playing 36 holes with the Pope this weekend?    
1. Get to put my arm around Tiger Woods and say, 'Maybe next year'