Write the Caption: John Daly at the Australian Open
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John Daly once again found himself in trouble Down Under. After a fan tried to take a picture at close range, Daly grabbed the camera and smashed it against a tree. Below is the exclusive picture of the incident from the Daily Telegraph in Australia. What would your caption be? Enter it in the comments section below.
Posted by: Cary Barton | Apr 9, 2009 5:09:16 PM
THE WINDUP ANNNNNNNND THE PITCH.......
Posted by: Mike Munitz | Dec 31, 2008 7:13:34 PM
Hey Chuck (13 DECEMBER POST),
I say, old chap; I would like to respectfully suggest that you have someone else proofread your material before you post it. What exactly were you trying to say? I am a black man and I am still not quite sure whether or not I should take offense to your statement.
God Bless and Merry New Year
Posted by: Mike Munitz | Dec 31, 2008 7:07:47 PM
Upon hearing a crow’s caw from a nearby tree, John Daly suddenly grabbed a fan’s camera, wheeled about and fired it at the tree. Apparently, he mistook the crow’s caw for the voice of his ex-wife (a common male affliction) and was merely adopting a defensive posture. Visibly shaken from the incident, Mr. Daly proceeded to quell his anxiety by downing 17 hot dogs, 15 Diet Cokes, a bucket of Hooter’s wings, and a case of Bud before taking his next golf shot a few seconds later. “Dayum”, he exclaimed, followed by a massively stank but perfectly timed fart/belch combo…”Ah thought she was right behind me, Ah truly did”.
Posted by: Mike Munitz | Dec 31, 2008 7:06:29 PM
Looky here folks! Ifn’ I slam this here BBQ pork=pig sammich against this here tree hard enough, I can bounce it back right down mah throat! Hell, I don’t even have to chew the sumbiches no more! The grease on the plastic wrap makes ‘em go down real easy! Hot DAYUM! Hey…..(prolonged stank belch); I betcha $50,000.00 I can git two in there on one throw……
Posted by: Mike Munitz | Dec 31, 2008 7:05:19 PM
Looky here folks! Ifn’ I slam this here BBQ pork=pig sammich against this here tree hard enough, I can bounce it back right down mah throat! Hell, I don’t even have to chew the sumbiches no more! The grease on the plastic wrap makes ‘em go down real easy! Hot DAYUM! Hey…..(prolonged stank belch); I betcha $50,000.00 I can git two in there on one throw……
Posted by: Scott Johnson | Dec 30, 2008 12:56:29 AM
"OOOPS!! Maybe we should enforce the rule of no cameras allowed on the course."
Posted by: Frank D. | Dec 23, 2008 7:22:46 PM
A Daly dose of stupid.
Posted by: Dennis Jacobi | Dec 17, 2008 9:04:24 PM
ooops I did it again. Maybe I could hook-up with Britney.
Posted by: Brian | Dec 17, 2008 6:20:55 PM
"FOREEEEEEEEE Pieces..."
Posted by: jack miaskowski | Dec 15, 2008 3:25:46 PM
No barking allowed during the camera tossing event!
Posted by: Ken | Dec 15, 2008 2:51:48 PM
Take that you damned tree! That's what you get for growing while I was trying to hit.
Posted by: CH | Dec 15, 2008 9:09:38 AM
David Wells? Nope, just Daly being Daly.
Posted by: Scotty | Dec 15, 2008 8:13:44 AM
Nothin'"NEGATIVE"about this swing!!!!
Posted by: Mark Lindsay | Dec 15, 2008 3:33:10 AM
Don't try this at home... I am a professional!
Posted by: kevin gazaway | Dec 15, 2008 3:00:54 AM
i hope john threw a provisional camera
Posted by: Jack Persons | Dec 15, 2008 1:21:44 AM
2 stroke penalty...
for being an idiot.
Posted by: DG | Dec 15, 2008 12:51:48 AM
I'm going to sue you next for causing me to pull a stomach muscle while throwing you camera at a tree.
Posted by: Tim | Dec 15, 2008 12:34:34 AM
Golf not working out, I'll start practice to be a major leage pitcher in between shots. Pitcher? Of Bud Lite? Hooters Wings? It fits!
Posted by: JR | Dec 15, 2008 12:34:15 AM
TimbFore!
Posted by: JR | Dec 15, 2008 12:34:03 AM
TimbFore!
Posted by: JR | Dec 15, 2008 12:33:34 AM
TimbFore!
Posted by: JR | Dec 15, 2008 12:33:14 AM
TimbFore!
Posted by: mark | Dec 14, 2008 10:28:49 PM
Hey Pops go long
Posted by: Dick Jacobsen | Dec 14, 2008 8:08:23 PM
That's the best "tree wood" I hit all day.
Posted by: Dick Jacobsen | Dec 14, 2008 8:07:05 PM
That's the best "tree wood" I hit all day.