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March 03, 2009

Forget farmer's tan, Cink has bald-golfer's tan

Posted by Mike Walker | Categories: Stewart Cink

Unless you play golf shirtless like John Daly, you know every golfer's poolside dilemma: the farmer's tan. But the next time you're self-conscious about your dark arms and neck contrasting with your under-a-rock, never-seen-light-before torso, think about poor Stewart Cink.

Cink is bald and keeps his head clean-shaven like Bruce Willis. On the golf course, he protects his head with a cap, but ... well you can see where this is going. Call it the bathing-cap tan. The SimonOnSports blog has the photos here.

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Well, at least Stewart has class. What a nice guy. I had rather see Stew with a clean cut than some of the arrogant Euro players that look like they belong in a circus instead of on the course. So it's ok to bash Cink about his hair, but totally abolish a good man (Fuzzy Zoeller)for saying "fried chicken". There is alot more good in this world if the media would get off the "politically correct" wagon, and start looking for the good in people.

A problem you obviously don't share, right Michael (hairball) Walker? I notice Van Sickle didn't feel the need to bring this up.

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