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March 05, 2009

Tom Brady to appear, and golf, on Entourage next season

Posted by Anne Szeker

TombradygolfIt's pretty good to be Tom Brady these days.  He recently married his Brazilian supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bündchen in Santa Montica, Calif. And now he's slated to appear in the new season of Entourage, according to eonline.com.

The handsome football star is set to appear on the next season of HBO's Entourage, which will film next week in Los Angeles.

"He will be playing himself at a celebrity golf tournament," a HBO publicist tells E! News.

Presumably, Adrian Grenier's Vinnie Chase will also be participating in the tournament, but no word as to whether the New England Patriot will share screen time with Mr. Mercury Jeremy Piven's Ari Gold.

We'll see if he can top Phil Mickelson's cameo last season, which included a pretty good stinging one-liner to Ari.

(Photo: Donald Miralle/Getty Images)

March 04, 2009

Cops busted for playing golf on the clock

Posted by Mike Walker

Car 54, where are you?

Uh, on the back nine.

That's how the radio call might have gone last month in Hernando, Miss., when three of the town's highest-ranking police officers got busted for playing golf on the clock. This week they got their punishment: demotions and suspension without pay, according to WREG-TV.

One of the officers was Assistant Police Chief Shane Ellis. " I did wrong. My parents raised me to take responsibility and that's what I did. I understand the board's position and I'll take the punishment."

For three hours the Hernando City Council held an executive session to decide the fate of Ellis and Lt. Charlie Terry and Lt. Roger Swatzyna. Mayor Chip Johnson wouldn't discuss what happened behind closed door saying, "There were personell issues that were discussed we can't talk about because of state law."

When asked what ultimately lead to the council's decision, Mayor Johnson said, " I think the nail in the coffin was everyone, including the officers, knew it was wrong. So the aldermen made the decision on how to correct that."

At least we know where the safest place in Mississippi is.

March 03, 2009

Forget farmer's tan, Cink has bald-golfer's tan

Posted by Mike Walker

Unless you play golf shirtless like John Daly, you know every golfer's poolside dilemma: the farmer's tan. But the next time you're self-conscious about your dark arms and neck contrasting with your under-a-rock, never-seen-light-before torso, think about poor Stewart Cink.

Cink is bald and keeps his head clean-shaven like Bruce Willis. On the golf course, he protects his head with a cap, but ... well you can see where this is going. Call it the bathing-cap tan. The SimonOnSports blog has the photos here.


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