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Category: Paula Creamer


November 17, 2008

Paula Creamer brings out the earmuffs

Posted by Ryan Reiterman

Reasons Paula Creamer would wear earmuffs:Creamer

* Got tired of hearing every other dude in the gallery shout, "Paula, will you marry me?!"

* She'd rather stay warm with earmuffs than with pants that actually cover her legs.

* It's a little known fact that Paula likes to listen to Hannah Montana while she putts.

* Thought wearing pink, and hitting a pink golf ball, didn't bring enough attention.

* She's covering up an embarrassing tattoo of Tiger Woods as a hermit crab.

* Adds another spot for a sponsor.

* She doesn't have to change before her night shift on the tarmac at LaGuardia.

You have any ideas? Leave a comment below.

(Photo: Ahn Young-joon/AP)


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