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Category: Stewart Cink


March 03, 2009

Forget farmer's tan, Cink has bald-golfer's tan

Posted by Mike Walker

Unless you play golf shirtless like John Daly, you know every golfer's poolside dilemma: the farmer's tan. But the next time you're self-conscious about your dark arms and neck contrasting with your under-a-rock, never-seen-light-before torso, think about poor Stewart Cink.

Cink is bald and keeps his head clean-shaven like Bruce Willis. On the golf course, he protects his head with a cap, but ... well you can see where this is going. Call it the bathing-cap tan. The SimonOnSports blog has the photos here.


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