All Jason Dufner wants to do is watch his Auburn Tigers play for the SEC Championship this Saturday against Missouri. The only problem? He's playing in Tiger Woods's tournament, the Northwestern Mutual World Challenge, the same day. So he does what any rabid sports fan would do: Address the tournament host as politely as possible to make the tournament a two-day event to free up Dufner's Saturday.
Dear Mr @TigerWoods I petition the event this week to play 36 holes Thurs and Friday,so I can watch my beloved Auburn play for SEC champ thx— Jason Dufner (@JasonDufner) December 2, 2013
Tiger responds to Duf with a swift and concise rejection.
@JasonDufner Petition denied.— Tiger Woods (@TigerWoods) December 3, 2013
*UPDATE* Dufner admits defeat.
@TigerWoods total B.S. It was worth a try tho.— Jason Dufner (@JasonDufner) December 3, 2013